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We’ve all experienced language learning at school. Thirty people in a classroom more or less, one third doodling, one third day-dreaming, the last third trying to somewhat follow what’s going on and two student’s fighting for the teacher’s attention.

Do they really come away with an extra language? Hmmm… Sadly, hardly.

 We each wake up in our early twenties and wonder… If I had worked harder at school, would I speak the language I learnt any better? The answer is:…

Two years ago when I discussed with one of my American male friends about…

My dear good friend bought a pool on Taobao, a little while ago. The thing arrived yesterday. And it came with toys, too. One very particular looking item turned out to be an inflatable hammer. 

Excited as a bunch of toddlers who've just been bought a bucketload of ice-cream, we took to the outisde. After pumping it up turned out it was even bigger than the photo on the box let us believe. So then we had a Real Pool. The next challenge on the list was putting water in it. Water we…

Back in America for almost a year.  I love it here..clean air, driving around in my own car without traffic, beautiful blue skies and a job where I always get paid on time and the right amount...
But I miss the friendliness of the Chinese people, the fun parties and good times and so much fun I had in China.  I'll be back someday to visit. 

The sky had a funny shade of darkbrown when I woke up this morning. Even at 12.30 it is not even remotely light enough up here in room 604. Which is surprising cos we are at the corner of our building with windows everywhere. 

That's beside the point. Let's not waste valuable space japping about the weather. 

What did I want to jap about........ 

Maybe I can share some life lessons I learned yesterday with you folks.

Lesson number 1: If you feel like…

THE RETURN OF APOCALYPSE…

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沒有迷信

有人叫做宗教。我的思考完全基於理性（至少希望這樣）。



1

不看電視

13年了沒看電視。其他主流媒體都不看。



2

不去卡拉OK

米其林三星主廚不去麥當勞。。



3

不吃垃圾

我不吃快餐，不喝有加糖的飲料，幾乎不吃肉，不喝酒。



4

沒有主人

我不屬于組織，不要假裝尊敬上級，不要假裝跟同事相處融洽，不要假裝關心客戶。



5

喜歡從事的活動

包括工作。把我唱的類型認爲文明的高峰。翻譯也跟我熱愛的語言有関係。



6

不去夜店

可以在日常生活裏遇到好伙伴。另外我討厭煙。



7

沒有女朋友

至少所謂的。不要嫉妒。



8

不吃感冒葯

我這個歌手每年感冒四次，每次嘗試新治療法，後來發現了有效的。不告訴你，反正不會相信。



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不用刮鬍鬚泡沫

洗淋浴順便刮鬍子。擦熱水鬍子就變軟。…

POSITION                                Freelance Branded Event Project Assistant

START DATE                           Immediate

END DATE                               September

SALARY                                  Dependent on experience

LOCATION                              Beijing OR Shanghai

WHO WE ARE:

Splatter is an integrated boutique agency.  We embed brands into the fabric of…

                                   Have you ever tried Lambrusco?

known since ancient Rome Lambrusco is a well appreciated wine. Ruby red in color, low in alcohol semi-sweet with a dash of Sparkling...Lambrusco is the perfect wine that can pair with almost any type of food, especially with …

  We are a company wich need some  American teachers,also need some school wich need American teachers.

  Look forward to hear from you.

  My contacts: flowerstyle09@gmail.com ,phone:156 0001 3851. skype:kasy214

"FREE FLOW WE YOGA" at BEIHAI PARK  10 AM TO 11.30 AM on this SUNDAY 26th May  .All the BJ STUFF Members are invited to join us.

After that if you want to join us for lunch We have arrange Indian Lunch Buffet  which is only 68rmb  per person.

This course will conduct by Indian Yoga Master  and with English and Chineese Instructions.

If you wanna join you can text me or call me or just come day that day .

My number is…

Hi everyone.

this is Djasto looking for DJ jobs around china

my music styles HipHop,RnB,Reaggea,Mashup,ElectroHouse,House,Funky,

check out my demo link

http://beatwall.com/#!djasto-electrohouse-party-ii-joined-by-djasto...…

WELCOME TO THE 21TH CENTURY!!!

• Our Phones ~ Wireless
• Cooking ~ Fireless
• Cars ~ Keyless
• Food ~ Fatless
• Tires ~ Tubeless
• Dress ~ Sleeveless
• Youth ~ Jobless
• Leaders ~ Shameless
• Relationships ~ Meaningless
• Attitude~ Careless
• Feelings ~ Heartless
• Education ~ Valueless
• Children ~ Manner-less
• Politicians -…

I know it makes way more sense to hug trees. They are alive. They hug back, in a way. They are green. Cars are the opposite of green. So are airplanes.

We are drifting off.

Let's start at the beginning.  A very good place to start (this quote is totally stolen from 'The Sound of Music', from the part where Fräulein Maria teaches the Von Trapp bunch how to sing. Again with the drifting off). Monday I got a call, saying I had to work at tuesday and wednesday. Then there was…

This is a nice I got it in my e-mail, although I read it quite long time ago, but it's a nice one, so I'm sharing it...

A guy stuck his head into a barbershop and asked, 'How long before I can get a haircut?

 

The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, 'About 2 hours.'

 

The guy left.

 

A few days later, the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked, 'How long before I can get a haircut?'

 

The barber looked around at the…

Dear Whom,

you may or may not have notice I've not been around so much. I am terribly sorry. Life is busy though. Apart from obligatory studies, school and classrelated mayhem (exams) and guycrap (shoot me now), I somehow got on the school team to participate a very important and citywide sports event (流动中国比赛). As 拉拉队 dancer. Anone who knows me even a tiny little bit knows this is not really my cup of tea. I tried, and asked, but they did not have a skating contest, or a can-lifting…