Anatomy of a Lie

From innocuous to malicious, a white one to a blatant one, banter to
downright outrageous, lies come in all varities and types. Like you
could cut open my skull and find it empty, If a lie were a dysfunctional organ, we
could study it the same way. Unfortunately, it is not! So we look at the phenomenon of lying through the types of liars:


1. The Veterans: First words they spoke was a lie and they grew up speaking lies and
would possibly die lying (pun intended. Technically one could die
standing, squatting or humping in a weird position which might be
combination of all three). They make parallel universes where their lies
are the gospels.

2. The Incorrigibles: They are the ones who want to quit but are stuck on their asses to the
habit of lying. They vow to themselves to stop lying only to prove that
they lie to themselves also

3. The Carefree Birds: They lie as reality is of no consequence for them. They give a fuck to
truth. They say, 'Talk to the middle finger" and it is the
finger which does the lying

4. The Morons: They cant make out whether a lie is truth or truth is lie or truth is a
lie lying down and up. Some sort of random stupid thoughts banging the
mindspace at tremendous pace leaving one confused, irritated full of
meaningless repetitive words words with wrong grammEr; finally vomitting
the half baked or one fourth baked truth bordering a lie.

5. The Smarties: Lie to get a job, lie to get a cunt, lie to get the same cunt again,
lie to escape the cunt with your baby inside. Fuck you! I am super
kooooool! Smarties are in control of their lies and not the other way
round. They lie to save themselves, makes others happy, get a promotion. Basically, they sit in the cockpit of their lives and they needn't crash into twin
towers!

I was trying to place myself in one of these categories but I simply cant
because I just realized that I am but a truthful angel. Or maybe I am
just lying to you. Who knows?